Contact Us

We don’t bite. Our stapler might, but it’s retired.

Got a burning question? A desperate plea for more washi tape? Want to tell us that our “humor” is actually just caffeine-induced nonsense? We’d love to hear from you.

Reach out any of these ways:

📧 Email: hello@[yourshop].com
(We reply within 24 hours, unless a penguin steals our keyboard. Hasn’t happened yet.)

💬 Live Chat: Click the little bubble in the corner. We’ll chat about pens, life, or why your order is taking 0.3 seconds longer than expected.

📬 Snail Mail (yes, really):
[Your Shop Name]
123 Stationery Lane, Suite 404
Paperville, ST 90210

Before you contact us, ask yourself:

• Did you check your spam folder? (Our confirmation emails get lonely there.)

• Is your question answered in our Shipping or Refund policy below? (We know, reading is hard. But we made it funny, we promise.)

If the answer is still “no,” fire away. We’ll reply with a meme. Probably.