Shipping Policy

Processing time

Orders are packed with love (and maybe a few stray stickers) within 1–3 business days. Weekends? We’re busy doodling. Holidays? Even our warehouse gnomes need a break.

Domestic shipping (USA)

Free shipping? Yep. Spend $35 or more and we’ll pay the postman for you.

Tracking

You’ll get a tracking number as soon as your order leaves our nest. Stalk it guilt-free.

Lost or stalking?

If your package takes longer than 10 business days (for standard) or hasn’t moved in 5 days, email us. We’ll send search parties. Or just a replacement. Whichever is cuter.

International?

Sorry, we currently only ship within the US. Our carrier pigeons get scared of customs forms.

Address oopsie

Wrong address entered? Email us within 1 hour of ordering. After that, it’s in the system, and you might as well become friends with whoever lives at that typo’d address.

Terms of Service

The fine print, but we added glitter.

By using [Your Shop Name] , you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, please close your browser and stare at a blank wall instead. (We recommend doing it while holding one of our notebooks.)

1. You must be human (or a very well-trained parrot)

You must be at least 13 years old to order. If you’re under 18, get a parent’s permission – we don’t want to explain to your mom why you bought 17 sheets of cat stickers.

2. Our products are for personal use

Don’t buy 500 notebooks and resell them as “artisanal firewood.” You’ll hurt our feelings.

3. Pricing & typos

We do our best to keep prices accurate. If we accidentally list a $29 notebook for $2.90, we reserve the right to cancel that order and send you a sad apology sticker instead.

4. Your account

You’re responsible for keeping your password secret. Don’t share it with your pet – they can’t type anyway.

5. No stealing our stuff

All text, images, and jokes on this site are ours. Don’t copy them. We have a lawyer who collects vintage fountain pens and is very, very patient.

6. Changes to terms

We may update these terms. If we do, we’ll notify you by carrier sloth (i.e., an email). Continued use of the site means you accept the new terms.

7. Limitation of liability

We are not responsible if you become addicted to stationery, lose hours of sleep choosing between dot grid and lined paper, or accidentally glue your fingers together with our sticker adhesive. Use common sense. Or don’t – we’re not your mom.